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[to the trio after they are turned visible] Buffy: So you three have, what... banded together to be pains in my ass? Warren Meers: We're your "arch-nemesises-ses". Xander: [Buffy is invisible] Sorry! Her clothes are, uh, invisible, too. Buffy, how did this hap- wait a sec, have you been feeling ignored lately? Buffy: Yeah, ignored. I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal. I don't know what happened. I left Main Street after getting my hair cut, and was... Anya: You cut your hair? Buffy: Oh, yeah! Anya: Really? How short? Buffy: Um, about up to here. Well-well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders. Anya: Ahh, that sounds so adorable! I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wedding... Xander: Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? This is serious. Buffy: [Buffy is invisible] Willow's still a wreck, Dawn's mad at both of us, and the social services lady put me through a wringer. Says she's gonna watch me. I'd like to see her try now. Xander: Good Godfrey Cambridge, Spike! You still trying to mack on Buffy? Wake up already. Never gonna happen. Only a complete loser would ever hook up with you. Well, unless she's a simpleton like Harmony or a - or a nut sack like Drusilla... Spike: Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis, like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it. Doris Kroger: I'm sorry, did you say... Buffy: Crib. Crib. He said crib. You know kids today and their buggin' street slang. [Social worker finds suspicious bag] Buffy: You know, I know what that looks like, but I-I swear it's not what it looks like. It's magic weed. It's not mine. Jonathan Levinson: [Warren almost hits Jonathon with an invisibility gun] You penis! Warren Meers: Oh, cheer up, Frodo. Because, thanks to my brains and our mystical gem we got ourselves an invisibility ray. And I'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable. Doris Kroeger: There was a voice, before. It made my coffee dance. It told me to... Manager: To what? Doris Kroeger: Nothing. Manager: Doris, take the rest of the day off. See your doctor. Doris Kroeger: W-What about my cases? Manager: We'll, uh, put someone else on them, and have them redo the Summers' interview. Doris Kroeger: I'm not crazy. I am not crazy! [about the invisibility gun] Andrew Wells: I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood. Jonathan Levinson: We got a lot bigger problems here, bonehead. The Slayer's invisible, now. Andrew Wells: He's right. She could be anywhere. Even here, right now, watching, listening to every word we say. For all we know, she could be one of us. [all stare at each other suspiciously] Warren Meers: [snaps out of it] Oh! Andrew Wells: Oh, wait, no guys. That isn't true. Jonathan Levinson: We're not killers, we're crime lords! Andrew Wells: Yeah! Like-like Lex Luthor. He's always trying to take over Metropolis, but he doesn't kill Superman! Warren Meers: Because it's Superman's book, you moron! Andrew Wells: But Lex doesn't kill him, does he? Xander: [as Xander walks in on Spike and invisible Buffy] Spike? What are you doing? Spike: What am I-... What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I? [starts doing "push-ups"] Xander: Exercising? Naked? In bed? Spike: A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta be fit for killin'... Xander: Ya-huh. (Taken from IMDB) |